You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
