I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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