And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
