I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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