what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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