She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
