He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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