seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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