Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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