I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You're a waste of cheezeits
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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