i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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