Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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