Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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