Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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