she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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