dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We are two peas in an std pod
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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