I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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