So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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