So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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