I don't think brook has ever known best
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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