Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
