Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
don't judge my taste in strippers
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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