Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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