Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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