You work out of a Hotel?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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