yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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