What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Fuck appropriateness.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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