So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
