quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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