just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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