And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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