But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize