just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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