So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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