i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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