I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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