its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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