Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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