It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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