i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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