I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Randomize
