I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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