Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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