I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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