Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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