Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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