she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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