Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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