i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I have post one night stand depression
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