first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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