Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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