Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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