The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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