Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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