you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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