the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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